Creepy Craigslist Ad Offers Free VIP Coachella Experience

"Must keep hands and feet moisturized at all times"

Coachella recently announced their 2017 lineup. If you’re looking to experience the festival but don’t want to pay for it, you’re in luck. There’s a guy named “Gordie” who is advertising for a Coachella companion who will score a free VIP pass for weekend two and a ride to the festival in his RV. He does have a few stipulations though:

(photo via craigslist)