Ryan Reynolds Wants You To Celebrate Father’s Day With A Vasectomy

Ryan Reynolds is once again promoting his Aviation Gin, this time giving you a recipe to whip up the perfect cocktail for dad this Father’s Day, called ‘the vasectomy.’ The drink sounds delicious and much more appealing than a real vasectomy.

Why is it called the vasectomy?

“For no f*cking reason at all.”

Can’t get enough? Check out this version with Nick Cannon standing in for Reynolds.

How To Make A Vasectomy Cocktail

In the words of Ryan Reynolds … here is how you make a vasectomy:

1. First, fill a tall glass with ice, the way children fill our lives with so much joy. 
2. Next, pour one ounce of cranberry juice—sweet—just like their little smiles.
3. Then, pour three ounces of tonic, so bubbly, just like I feel everyday I wake up after a long full night’s sleep.
4. Add a dash of lemon juice, fresh if you have a few minutes to squeeze one or store bought if the little ones have you running around a bit today…the little scamps.
5. Finally, we’re gonna add one and a half ounces of Aviation American Gin, the world’s highest-rated gin for the world’s highest-rated job. Dad.
6. Stir.
7. And then we’re going to garnish with a little slice of sunshine.

In short, that’s:

• Fill a tall glass with
• 1 ounce cranberry juice
• 3 ounces tonic
• Dash of lemon
• 1.5 ounces gin

“Now that is as refreshing as fatherhood.” — Ryan Reynolds

Enjoy!

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