Ryan Reynolds Wants You To Celebrate Father's Day With A Vasectomy
Ryan Reynolds is once again promoting his Aviation Gin, this time giving you a recipe to whip up the perfect cocktail for dad this Father's Day, called 'the vasectomy.' The drink sounds delicious and much more appealing than a real vasectomy.
Why is it called the vasectomy?
"For no f*cking reason at all."
Can't get enough? Check out this version with Nick Cannon standing in for Reynolds.
How To Make A Vasectomy Cocktail
In the words of Ryan Reynolds ... here is how you make a vasectomy:
- First, fill a tall glass with ice, the way children fill our lives with so much joy.
- Next, pour one ounce of cranberry juice—sweet—just like their little smiles.
- Then, pour three ounces of tonic, so bubbly, just like I feel everyday I wake up after a long full night's sleep.
- Add a dash of lemon juice, fresh if you have a few minutes to squeeze one or store bought if the little ones have you running around a bit today...the little scamps.
- Finally, we're gonna add one and a half ounces of Aviation American Gin, the world's highest-rated gin for the world's highest-rated job. Dad.
- Stir.
- And then we're going to garnish with a little slice of sunshine.
In short, that's:
- Fill a tall glass with
- 1 ounce cranberry juice
- 3 ounces tonic
- Dash of lemon
- 1.5 ounces gin
"Now that is as refreshing as fatherhood." — Ryan Reynolds
Enjoy!
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