You Can Place Some Ridiculous Bets on OJ Simpson’s Parole Hearing

Will OJ Simpson go back to prison for another crime before January 31, 2018?

OJ Simpson’s parole hearing is set for July 20, which means he could be out of prison as early as October 1st. He has served nine years of his 33 year sentence for armed robbery and kidnapping after he got caught stealing his own sports memorabilia from a Vegas casino hotel room.

In a couple of days, we’ll find out whether or not OJ will be a free man, but in the meantime you can place some ridiculous bets on his fate pre and post hearing. Via SportsBettingExperts.

Will OJ Simpson be released on parole?

Before October 15, 2017: -450
On or after October 15, 2017: +300

Will Donald Trump reference OJ Simpson and/or his parole hearing in a Tweet before 11:59 PM Eastern on July 23, 2017?

Yes: +180
No: -210

What will OJ Simpson do as he leaves prison?

Smile and Wave: -150
Smile: +350
Cry: +650
Fall to his knees and kiss the ground: +1250
No Expression/Other: +300

OJ Simpson’s first stop upon release from prison?

Home/Hotel: +150
Airport: +300
In-n-Out Burger: +750
Red Lobster: +750
Any other restaurant: +450
7-11: +1000
Golf Course: +1500
Strip Club: +2500
Casino: +2500
Brothel: +5000

Will OJ Simpson go back to prison for another crime before 1/31/18?

Yes: +500
No: -750

(cover photo via Charles LeBlanc flickr)