It’s another beautiful week in the summer, and would certainly be nice to be cruising around in cottage country — on a boat — just taking in the views, and checking out all the massive cottages. That’s what you do on a boat ride right? Same as a long car ride, you check out other people’s property and critique them based on your needs and wants. This account, FrontPorchDad, has all those dad-isims in one video. He hits it out of the park.