Petition Asks Neil Young To Change His Name To ‘Old’

Cites false advertising

An American has started a petition on to get Neil Young to legally change his name to Neil Old. Really. “The name Neil Young promises a certain youthfulness to the uninformed listener and, while his alto singing voice remains boyish, it has become a matter of false advertisement. It’s time for “Shakey” to face the facts: he’s not a young man anymore and every passing day makes his name more of a misnomer.” As of this writing, more than 750 people has signed the petition.