Birthday Bash Pass(less)

So you didn’t make it into the Rock 95 “Burn Your Mortgage” Birthday Bash. That sucks, sorry.
BUT, that doesn’t mean your whole night is ruined! There’s a whole world of possibilities out there! They might not get you $200,000…but they’ll be just as fun, probably.

Here are a few ideas just to get your wheels spinning (and I don’t mean the wheels on your ’67 Mustang convertible…because, well…you can’t win that either. Again, super sorry.)

Binge-watch How I Met Your Mother on Netflix

Play Rock, Paper, Scissors all night

Toilet train your cat/other pet

Start a fight club

Practice your sweet dance moves

See how many marshmallows you can fit in your mouth

There’s always next year, right?  Here’s a couple exercises to get those dialing fingers ready!