5 Pumpkin Spice Flavoured Things that Shouldn’t Exist

Fall is the season of falling leaves, scarves, and pumpkin spice flavoured everything

1. Pumpkin Spice Candy Corn

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This just seems so redundant. Candy corn is already one of the most fall-flavoured of candies. Why do we need to pumpkin spice it?

2. Pumpkin Spice Almonds

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WHY?!

3. Pumpkin Spice Bagels

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If you make your kids a ham and cheese sandwich on one of these puppies, expect to get the silent treatment for at least a week.

4. Pumpkin Spice M&M’s 

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M&M’s are already delicious. This seems unnecessary.

5. Pumpkin Spice Deodorant 

Because pumpkin spice is not just reserved for food. Native is offering a Pumpkin Spice Latte flavoured deodorant, because nothing screams peak fall like stinking of nutmeg and cinnamon after a hard workout. This deodorant is paraben and aluminum free…so there’s that.